Of Deejays and Computer Labs

Are there any etiquettes while in a computer lab? Coz I feel like slapping some people whom are with me in the computer lab now.

That's right this is another bitchy emo post.

"I'm suppose to study *whines* what am I doing here"

WELL WE ALL KNOW THAT YOU ARE FLIRTING WITH THE GUY, SO GO TO THE SCIENCE LAB NEXT DOOR

AND MAKE OUT! bloody machas

The university looks better now that they have finished renovating some parts of the campus. Sunlight everywhere, I love sunlight (but not when they're one hour ahead of ya!) but some people in the room are just plain rude and well... to a certain extent... hilarious.

In came this girl all chirpy-7-11-I-will-talk-to-you-non-stop-when-you-just-say-hello-to-me and she started talking to her tudung girlfriend (please pronounce it in a nigga way... like watsup girlfriend kinda girlfriend), who was sitting across the computer lab.

OK THE ROOM IS KINDA EMPTY -

BUT YOU DON"T HAVE TO CONVERT IT INTO A MARKET YA ALLAH!

Then she started calling her RELATIVESSSSS. I think she is planning to go back during the holidays or they're coming to KL for the holidays or something like that - insignificant information no point eavesdropping, unless it involved jennifer garner as her cousin. She practically CALLED Everyone to tell her what was the plan, why she couldn't call them earlier, what she did today, and what she's gonna do tomorrow etc.

The Raffles JC guy and I just sat quietly doing our own thing. We're raised gentlemanly. Well I said 'fuck' a few times coz I got my online assessments wrongly answered.

Then this guy came in and started flirting with his 'girlfriend' (again, nigga girlfriend).

IS IT ME OR ARE THEY JUST SO ANNOYING?

Here comes the hilarious person. He comes into the lab, and calls his grandma. Aww that's so sweet of him.

MY ASS. He's grandma probably was partially deaf (no offense AH PO) so he had to repeat and raised his voice.

FUCK OFF THERE'S THE CORRIDOR TO

MANJA-MANJA WITH YOUR GRANDMA OK?

Then he was also like that girl. Telling his grandma what he did, what is he gonna do, when he's coming back. I mean it's sweet of him to think of his grandma and call him whenever he's free, but please let me do my stuffs in the computer lab in peace!

Now there's this guy attempting to use Skyppe...

OI CIBAI, YOU WANT ME TO SLAP YOUR INDIAN ASS

UPSIDE DOWN IS IT?

Nah I didn't say that, I am the pussiest DJ in the world. I am going to leave now.

BERLATEST! JOHOR IS GONNA BE BERHAPPENING!
-taken from channelnewsasia.plsdunsueme.com

DISNEYLAND IN JOHOR - RUMOUR HAS IT! -

KUALA LUMPUR - Malaysia is in talks with the Japanese operator of Tokyo Disneyland to bring the first Disney theme park to Southeast Asia, a report said Sunday.

Malaysian government officials and representatives from the government-linked conglomerate UEM World are negotiating with Oriental Land to bring the theme park to the southern state of Johor, the Edge financial weekly said.

"The discussions are progressing well. The Disney theme park may occupy about 2,000 acres (800 hectares) of Nusajaya," said the unnamed source.

Bandar Nusajaya is UEM's 23,000-acre township on the southwestern tip of Johor, the state that lies nearest to Singapore.

A Disney theme park would be a major boost for the tourism industry in Malaysia, which competes with Singapore to attract visitors.

The Edge said the planned Disney theme park would be bigger than the two integrated resorts being planned in Singapore.

It said Disney is interested in Nusajaya as it would not compete with its other parks in Hong Kong and Tokyo and a new one planned in Shanghai.

Las Vegas Sands recently won a bid for Singapore's first integrated resort licence, giving it the right to develop a multi-billion dollar gaming, entertainment and convention complex, edging out Malaysia's sole casino operator, Genting International and other contenders. - AFP/ir

One Night Stands

Back in motherland Subang Jaya. The most wonderful place to stay in Malaysia, and most probably the world.

Went to Sakae Sushi (yes Subang Jaya has a SAKAE SUSHI!) for dinner with Jon, Rach, Dine and Gaya. Miss them alot, miss my girlfriend even more. So glad that she called me, then I called her, then we called each other so had to be cut because you can't dial 'call' to each other at the same time... oh whatever DJCK...

Jon and I accompanied the girls to Guardian pharmacy cause they needed to 'shop'. So Jon and I were stranded in the pharmacy, browsing at stuffs we wouldn't buy. Then we came to the row where they sold condoms, after pills and contraceptives.

And Jon started laughing

'What the hell is wrong with you?'

'Look! The sign reads Family Planning at where they place condoms'

I grinned. 'Then what, Lifestyle?'

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I am seriously disturbed by some youths' responses towards their sexual lifestyle (for the record, I have NO sexual lifestyle now :P). I recently had the opportunity to buy morning after pills for a friend of mine, of whom I wasn't pleased at after that.

So I said: If your boyfriend loves to fuck you, slip a condom on his dick cibai! And ask him to get the after pills himself for you for FUCKS SAKE!

What? You think I said that? Come on I'm the softhearted DJCK:

'Next time use protection ah! Damn paiseh I bought in One-U's pharmacy ok? Alot of people wan' *giggles*

I feel so FUCKED that day. But I didn't express it cause, I'm DJCK.

Many youths that I have encountered and had deeper conversations with never considered using protection while they have sex. What are the chances of getting pregnant you might say? High? No, actually it's damn LOW. But do you want to be that minute 0.1% who gets pregnant? And who wants to burden your parents? And who has to do part-time studies, with no priorities in getting your education right because you have a child to take care off? And that your husband is still smoking pot and going clubbing?

Let me be clear with you. Condom is 99% save - if it is not on, the answer is no.

'You mean you can get a girl pregnant with pre-cum?'

Where the fuck have you been young man?
Heck in chinese shows, if you just SLEEP next to a girl, she'll GET PREGNANT! (don't forget Cinderellas and Snow Whites)

Condoms are not just to prevent you from getting pregnant mind you. All the idiotic viruses and bacterias love to do influx ala genitals. Sure you say that you're making love with your partner and hence you trust that he/she doesn't have any disease that is transferable via love making (and some claim that if they do it can't be transferred because it's love in the making)

BULLSHIT

Your boyfriend/girlfriend who might be fucking around before he/she was with you might contracted some Ulu African Hispanic Disease while playing around in Mongolia.

No Sex is 100% safe. But we all know that these young assholes can't keep their cocks and pussies to themselves right? So please use protection. A Condom by itself is fine, but to make sure, you can use contraceptives too. I never recommend After Pills - it reflects your negligence and complecency towards the chances of not getting pregnant pisses me off. If I was the pharmacist dispensing the pill, I would give you a tight slap as part of the prescription procedure.

On a lighter note, Russell Peter's Live in NYC is damn hilarious! Go Download IT!

A little preview of the resort I'm staying in...


The resort itself is like a town! It's FREAKING HUGE! We're staying @ Pacific Sutera, the cheapest.

Ber-emo Post Part 2

To the person whom I believe is Daryl. This is officially my first emo post in my blog for the year ok? So Fuck off, cibai! :P

I went down to the pool hoping to get some 'bird's eye view :P' and to calm myself by lying by the poolside. When I went there it was pre-tsunami hailstorm wind blowing waves accelerating, with the tress doing a good-shit belly dirty dancing of course. I just sat there, under the cloudy windy weather, sulking once more. The wind was so strong that my hair became all afro ala japanese...

Hmm I wonder whether I would fit in the japanese gang in the hotel.. Ohayo gozaimasu!

Ok so I made many decisions and conclusions that were 'sound' to me while I was ber-emoing (btw I'm still ber-emoing). I guess my Dad saw me typing alot of stuffs online. And I'm never typing long emails to keep in touch with my long lost friend from Lick Hung who remembers me as the fat boy with a green tie.

I was sulking during the weekend. I gave him cold, reverse psycho answers (I'm getting good as this reverse psycho thingie -- looks at girlfriend ^^). My dad being my dad, who is blured like a sotong living under the well, replied like nothing is wrong (just like me too when I'm with you-know-who).

HE WROTE AN APPEAL LETTER FOR ME!
with a few appraisers in mind (sulit)

Chances are my appeal won't get accepted, but who knows...

Spending the weekend over in Kota Kinabalu has made me think of alot of things, partly because I have nothing to do, the sun is actually one hour ahead of us, which pisses me off because she rises at 5.30 plus in the morning, and that physiology is the only book i brought to read -_-"

'You are trading something good for something not so good' says Professor Yeoh Peng Nam, NUS Pharmacy graduate, active pharmacist in the academican scene (UM, USM, NUS etc), conferred Professor because she 'sudah tua dah boleh-lah' by the UM racists, and now spending her last few years in IMU teaching physiology.

I always knew that Pharmacy was a better option as compared to Biological Science and well, Food Science and Tech, so you don't have to keep on lecturing me on the opportunity cost I am gonna pay when I decide to transfer to Singapore to further my studies.

I guess it all comes down to the fact that I'm tired of studying.. Hell I spent one and a half years doing JC education, and the only time where I really get to allow my brains to rot was during NS, which lasted for only 3 months. From primary to secondary to JC, my life has always been... with short breaks in between of course... study study study. Of course there are friends (and girlfriend) by your side, but there has never been a time where I can tell myself: Ok I'm taking a break from this studying shit.

IMU ruined my mugging rhythm. SIT was a huge mistake, thank god for NS and ASEAN. Many of my friends would realise that even though I was in IMU, I had alot of free time... Well the free time is actually declared by yours truly. I actually had alot of things to do in IMU, but they are all last minute. And anything last minute in a Malaysian private institution, well for IMU at the least, is possible, and feasible. Who would've thought studying for Foundation Chemistry on a sunny Sunday in the car would only give me one mistake for the test the next day?

The room overlooks the airport. And everytime a plane takes off, I will start to ber-emo on how the freedom which I 'didn't have'. My dad claims that I have too much freedom. Well if you say that I get to come back late nights and to use the car whenever I want to is the freedom he's referring to, then I have took my freedom for granted. But what I am referring to is the 8 months of freedom to choose, the choice of either working or slacking at home, in Singapore, in Sungai Petani... I wasn't able to decide.

WHO ASKED YOU TO CONFORM AND SHUT UP?

Well, coz I thought NUS would come to me, like how ASEAN came. Back in secondary school, I wasn't geared for SIT as well. I wanted to get the hell out of SIT... thankfully, ASEAN came and I left without waving goodbye to SIT. No offense to the people studying there, I think it's a good course, but I just don't fit the environment.

Now, NUS betrayed me and gave me Science. Ok, we all know that all Singaporean graduates will somehow get a job because well... it's Singapore. But will it be the job that you want? Did you accept the job because it's the only job available/the only job that has been offered to you and that you have to make a living? Or is it the job of your dreams?

"Take a professional course, that way you are franchised to do whatever you want" Says the president of the Malaysian Phamaceutical Society, Mr. John Chang. I'm surprised that he hasn't been conferred a Datuk.

Once again, I know what I will miss out if I drop out of Pharmacy and head to NUS/NTU thank you very much.

Growing fatigue over studies is not the primary reason for my emo-ness in KK. I think it's because of the university I'm in.

THAT'S RIGHT, YOU HEARD ME. I HATE IMU
If you are studying in IMU, boohoo sue me.

Perhaps I'm just putting too high an expectation to what university life would be. I mean, my girlfriend, who's in Kedah, isn't complaining... that often. Maybe I'm scared that I would miss out on a campus life.. one which NUS/NTU has to offer.

'Wait for Stracthlyte, you would love it there!'

BULLSHIT, you don't think I know what's gonna happen in Scotland? We're gonna be studying like a mad bitch cause it will be our final year. And due to financial constraint we'll be counting every pound that we spent. Of course I see Joanne Seow having fun there, touring around Europe (I wanna go Old Trafford even though I'm not a football fan).

I think after thinking so much, I have realised the primary reason to my ber-emoing:

:I DEFINITELY HATE
AND WILL NEVER REMEMBER IMU...
sue me, hate me if you want.

But nevetheless, I have made up my mind:

CK IS STAYING AT IMU
-the power of one blog entry-and no I haven't told anybody yet-

Warning: this decision might change an hour later, masih tengah ber-emoing

I am currently in Kota Kinabalu, Sabah.

I am stucked here coz there are no free flights back to the peninsular for the weekend

I am getting bored... So bored that I hooked up with a Colorado chick for an hour... oooh

Now she's back in the states...

My room overlooks the airport, and everytime I see a plain lifting off, I curse...

Kota Kinabalu - Bandaraya Peranginan Semulanjadi (Natural Tourist City or whatever...) is getting more boring.

NUS

PRETTY PLEASE GIVE ME A SCHOLARSHIP TO STUDY IN NUS

YAWN.... The bed in summer tavern actually quite comfy!

Paid 24 bucks for accommodation, breakfast and free internet.

Went online to check blog, email, and NUS website

*oh my god emoticon*

I got accepted into

SCIENCE

(with 15 majors to choose from)

at National University of Singapore

*wtf emoticon*

-they rejected my 1st choice! - PHARMACY

time to write appeal

where are you ASEAN-NUS Scholarship letter?

Singapore SIM Card lost,

Everything's a MESS!

But interview went ok......... I THINK

met Sze May, Tiang Lim (I MISS U!), Yen Roo and Kailin there, along with other JC's ASEANERS...

FREAKING OUT! ARGH! Currently in Summer Tavern's lobby, waiting for Kailin to come. Where is she!?! I can't call anyone for help!

Report due yesterday, handed up today.

Lab practical today, report 'mysteriously' handed up before the session.

Spectacles fell on the floor, spectacles got stepped on.

Handphone 'mysteriously' malfunctioning.

Pimples start forming here there everywhere.

FREAKING OUT!

*WTF emoticon!*

SINGAPORE HERE I COME!

Prologue:


Happy Birthday Kailin! Drink more milk so can grow tall but watch the waist! :P

Friendster Cafe
Emerald Plaza, Damansara Perdana (nearby The Curve and soon Cineleisure Damansara)
Type of Food: Western + Asian + Aftermeal mouth itchy

Long time ago along LDP:

Kailin: Eh you know got this place called Friendster Cafe?!?
DJCK: Huh, go there and online friendster ah?
Kailin: Yeah and go around saying 'Can I be your friendster!'

So we decided to...


Head to Friendster Cafe.



Located in the quiet, new and upcoming super-upper-upper class area Damansara Perdana, Friendster Cafe is a hybrid of all things cafe and internet. Firstly, the name, although suggesting its affiliation, is not at all associated with the meet-singles online Friendster. Secondly, it's logo Friendster Coffee, which looks like Starbucks Coffee. What a copy-cat!



The people there are generally friendly, but not Fridays kind friendly aka wannabes. Either that, or the waiter is probably a newcomer.


Notice the logo on the cups, doesn't it look abit like Starbuck's?



If you want to judge the quality and taste of the food by its ceasar salad, I would say that the restaurant's food wasn't spectacular. I didn't enjoy my ceasar salad, still prefering Coffee Bean's. The drinks served there was also typical.



Daryl enjoying his cup of tea, soarthroat konon..

The idea and concept of Friendster Cafe are unique. All customers are required to write their contact info on their 'guests list' and have their pictures taken. Most pictures will be printed out and posted on this Friendster Board they have on the wall. I wanted to take the picture of the board when the Manager halaued me saying 'company policy cannot take picture' FUCK LA.

Friendster Cafe is also quite active in the local scene. The cafe is a co-partner/sponsor of various upcoming projects like Miss Universe Selangor and KL International Motorshow...

Friendster Cafe is something you want to go and see, but going there once everyweek wouldn't be my cup of tea (hey it rhymes!)

Epilogue:

This entry is partly brought to you by the 20 year 1 day old aunty Kailin:

Prior to this, there was a picture of her here, apparently one of her ugliest.

OH yeah, I'm Good...

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Prologue:


Apparently I'm gorgeous... They sent me an invite.

Then again...

It's been awhile since I blogged... thought maybe update you guys on the boliaoness I did...

In the morning...

So my double alarm clock didn’t do its job today. The horror of waking up ‘on time’ when you haven’t finished studying for the test you’re supposed to do today. Surprising I scored a whooping 14/16 for it...

Rewind back to yesterday night..

Just came back from Mamak session with Nadine and her bro. Her dad bought cigarettes from Zimbabwe, offered me to try... Tried... Zimbabwe cigarettes still taste like normal cigarettes to me! Might as well buy here! Maybe it's a nigga thing LOL

Anyway, was in Singapore during the Wesak weekend. Attended the High Tea session with the School of Biological Science of Nanyang Techno University (NTU). Going down again on wednesday night (probably with kailin, if not with britts) for my interview session, which was scheduled on Friday, but apparently will be forwarded to Thursday.

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Mothers’ Day was a bit of a screwed up. We were supposed to go to Italiannies, One U or The Curve to celebrate. But oh-I-am-very-busy-that’s-why-I-can’t-make-it-at-five brother came back late, forcing us to change to Fridays Parade. We had to sit outside i.e. my dissatisfaction towards anything exterior ala Fridays.

And Dad, Salmon is a SALMON… a FISH. And even when they put the word STEAK behind the SALMON, it’s still a SALMON! A FISH! Jesus…

NUS where are you NUS?

Unfortunately couldn't spend time with Miss Lai who was back in Subang for the weekend. Miss her alot...

and SHIT, I forgot to call her...

Swensons is still closed :(

OH MY GOD!!!

THEY CLOSED DOWN SWENSONS SUBANG PARADE

DOUBLE OH MY GOD!!!

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ON TUESDAYS?!?

FREAKING OUT!!!

*pengsan emoticon*

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO UNTIL THEY FINISHED RENOVATING?

go to SS 2 lorh hehe :P

This is a boliao entry.

I LOVE TUESDAY!



Yaman Me brotha! It's Swenson's Earthquake Tuesdays!

First of all: I quote from Kailin - Thank you Allahbuddhajesusvishnukrishnaquanyinetc - for having a Swensons so near our place. Never look down on Subang Parade yall!


You can never be jelaked by earthquakes


We first went for a double date.


With Suet Li and her bitch.


Oooh you touch my talala.


Then went for a game of pool.


Then only succumbed to sex (ice-cream equivalent) and sin


And yes, you can get multiple orgasms from consuming too much ice cream. Ask Daryl he would know.

Fast Forward... the following Tuesday...

I LOVE TUESDAYS!


Gaya is blossoming, thanks to her daily activities with her boyfriend ahem!


DJCK and Suz want global peace for all.


Nadine Ann binti Thomas


I like your specs Suz!


We have succulent lips!


Don't you wish your boyfriend/girlfriend was hot like us!? Aww yeah...


Justin and Ada! Hi Ada Howdy mate! This two always got karikai competition one hehe...

Starbucks Plaza Mont Kiara
Type of FNB: Coffee, Tea, Aftermeal mouth itchy snacks

Starbucks, as everyone knows, comes from the States and sells coffee. Already an established coffee chain outlet in the Klang Valley and possibly the Peninsular, Starbucks is spreading its wings as fast as possible in competing with rival The Coffee Bean and probably Oldtown Kopitiam!

Starbucks might be available almost everywhere in the Klang Valley, every outlet has its own uniqueness, be it customer services, the surrounding area and the interior. Here the ghetto crew paid a visit to the Starbucks in Plaza Mont Kiara recently to sip a cuppa Mocha Frappucino and Ice Macchiato.

Plaza Mont Kiara is located in Mont Kiara (duh). Its residents come from the upper upper middle class society of either locals or foreigners. There are, in fact many Caucaseans and Japanese residing in this area.

Mont Kiara, as the name suggest, is situated on a hill. So the weather is relatively cooling and at times breezy at night. Hence, al-fresco is a suitable idea even for the non-smokers.

The outlet faces a courtyard/open space, with high rise fountain as its backdrop. There are other specialty shops located nearby as well i.e. Secret Recipe, Haagen Daz and MacDonalds.



For your info: Plaza Mont Kiara also plays host to the annual KL Jazz Festival. During that season the courtyard/open space is supposedly (cause i've never been before) into a mini-stage and guests can either enjoy the performance from the food outlets or just bump around the floor.

The service here is as usual: Friendly and efficient. The only thing different is the type of crowd that patronises the outlet, the surroundings and the cooler environment (hence the absence of cooling fans which makes al-fresco a noisy experience). So if you just want to grab a cup of coffee, head to the nearest Starbucks near you. Or if you want to chillout with your friends and are bored of the cafes near you, why not head down to Plaza Mont Kiara's? Unless you are living in Mont Kiara that is.

This Edition is brought to you by the dynamic duo of DJCK and Miss Lai