Back in motherland Subang Jaya. The most wonderful place to stay in Malaysia, and most probably the world.
Went to Sakae Sushi (yes Subang Jaya has a SAKAE SUSHI!) for dinner with Jon, Rach, Dine and Gaya. Miss them alot, miss my girlfriend even more. So glad that she called me, then I called her, then we called each other so had to be cut because you can't dial 'call' to each other at the same time... oh whatever DJCK...
Jon and I accompanied the girls to Guardian pharmacy cause they needed to 'shop'. So Jon and I were stranded in the pharmacy, browsing at stuffs we wouldn't buy. Then we came to the row where they sold condoms, after pills and contraceptives.
I am seriously disturbed by some youths' responses towards their sexual lifestyle (for the record, I have NO sexual lifestyle now :P). I recently had the opportunity to buy morning after pills for a friend of mine, of whom I wasn't pleased at after that.
So I said: If your boyfriend loves to fuck you, slip a condom on his dick cibai! And ask him to get the after pills himself for you for FUCKS SAKE!
What? You think I said that? Come on I'm the softhearted DJCK:
'Next time use protection ah! Damn paiseh I bought in One-U's pharmacy ok? Alot of people wan' *giggles*
I feel so FUCKED that day. But I didn't express it cause, I'm DJCK.
Many youths that I have encountered and had deeper conversations with never considered using protection while they have sex. What are the chances of getting pregnant you might say? High? No, actually it's damn LOW. But do you want to be that minute 0.1% who gets pregnant? And who wants to burden your parents? And who has to do part-time studies, with no priorities in getting your education right because you have a child to take care off? And that your husband is still smoking pot and going clubbing?
Let me be clear with you. Condom is 99% save - if it is not on, the answer is no.
Condoms are not just to prevent you from getting pregnant mind you. All the idiotic viruses and bacterias love to do influx ala genitals. Sure you say that you're making love with your partner and hence you trust that he/she doesn't have any disease that is transferable via love making (and some claim that if they do it can't be transferred because it's love in the making)
Your boyfriend/girlfriend who might be fucking around before he/she was with you might contracted some Ulu African Hispanic Disease while playing around in Mongolia.
No Sex is 100% safe. But we all know that these young assholes can't keep their cocks and pussies to themselves right? So please use protection. A Condom by itself is fine, but to make sure, you can use contraceptives too. I never recommend After Pills - it reflects your negligence and complecency towards the chances of not getting pregnant pisses me off. If I was the pharmacist dispensing the pill, I would give you a tight slap as part of the prescription procedure.
Went to Sakae Sushi (yes Subang Jaya has a SAKAE SUSHI!) for dinner with Jon, Rach, Dine and Gaya. Miss them alot, miss my girlfriend even more. So glad that she called me, then I called her, then we called each other so had to be cut because you can't dial 'call' to each other at the same time... oh whatever DJCK...
Jon and I accompanied the girls to Guardian pharmacy cause they needed to 'shop'. So Jon and I were stranded in the pharmacy, browsing at stuffs we wouldn't buy. Then we came to the row where they sold condoms, after pills and contraceptives.
And Jon started laughing
'What the hell is wrong with you?'
'Look! The sign reads Family Planning at where they place condoms'
I grinned. 'Then what, Lifestyle?'
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'Look! The sign reads Family Planning at where they place condoms'
I grinned. 'Then what, Lifestyle?'
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I am seriously disturbed by some youths' responses towards their sexual lifestyle (for the record, I have NO sexual lifestyle now :P). I recently had the opportunity to buy morning after pills for a friend of mine, of whom I wasn't pleased at after that.
So I said: If your boyfriend loves to fuck you, slip a condom on his dick cibai! And ask him to get the after pills himself for you for FUCKS SAKE!
What? You think I said that? Come on I'm the softhearted DJCK:
'Next time use protection ah! Damn paiseh I bought in One-U's pharmacy ok? Alot of people wan' *giggles*
I feel so FUCKED that day. But I didn't express it cause, I'm DJCK.
Many youths that I have encountered and had deeper conversations with never considered using protection while they have sex. What are the chances of getting pregnant you might say? High? No, actually it's damn LOW. But do you want to be that minute 0.1% who gets pregnant? And who wants to burden your parents? And who has to do part-time studies, with no priorities in getting your education right because you have a child to take care off? And that your husband is still smoking pot and going clubbing?
Let me be clear with you. Condom is 99% save - if it is not on, the answer is no.
'You mean you can get a girl pregnant with pre-cum?'
Where the fuck have you been young man?
Heck in chinese shows, if you just SLEEP next to a girl, she'll GET PREGNANT! (don't forget Cinderellas and Snow Whites)
Where the fuck have you been young man?
Heck in chinese shows, if you just SLEEP next to a girl, she'll GET PREGNANT! (don't forget Cinderellas and Snow Whites)
Condoms are not just to prevent you from getting pregnant mind you. All the idiotic viruses and bacterias love to do influx ala genitals. Sure you say that you're making love with your partner and hence you trust that he/she doesn't have any disease that is transferable via love making (and some claim that if they do it can't be transferred because it's love in the making)
BULLSHIT
Your boyfriend/girlfriend who might be fucking around before he/she was with you might contracted some Ulu African Hispanic Disease while playing around in Mongolia.
No Sex is 100% safe. But we all know that these young assholes can't keep their cocks and pussies to themselves right? So please use protection. A Condom by itself is fine, but to make sure, you can use contraceptives too. I never recommend After Pills - it reflects your negligence and complecency towards the chances of not getting pregnant pisses me off. If I was the pharmacist dispensing the pill, I would give you a tight slap as part of the prescription procedure.
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2 comments:
lol oh look, it is the pharmacy in you talking.
:) didn't know you were actually 'pissed' with having to buy MAPs.
i was also actually not that .. ECSTATIC... about MY boyfriend buying someone else's girlfriend MAPs.(what's the role of the boyfriend then? but i think we've had this conversation before).
but what can you do right? since we're all friends. we're still friends. :)
hihi dear:
well, I tried to hide it then. But bitchy mode on now coz I was resting from my mugging morning session.
So... condoms only kekek
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