Post Project Work

Project Work has ended! WoO hoO!! No more stinking online research and bloody oral presentation rehearsals!

Oh but allow me to tell you what happened during my Oral Presentation (OP) Assessment:

We had two assessors, Miss A and Miss B. Miss A was a mixture of Puan Azizah's loudness, Puan Asmahan's bitchyness & act-cuteness and Puan Zaharah elegantness. Miss B was a mixture of Ah Lian englishness and how every1 looks when they just woke up...

So there I was, elaborating about the current global Pet Industry and the factors that contribute to such phenomenon.... I was awesome no doubt about that (Ok can faint of perasanness :P)

Then came the Q&A Session, here is how it went:

Miss B: You mentioned something about Pets as a role of child substitute. Is it healthy to do so?
Me: (stunned for awhile as it had nothing to do with the pet industry) I would say that it is healthy to some people while it might not be for others. Healthy in a sense that yada yada yada (my stand on it being healthy was good) Unhealthy in a way that ethical, religious and culture...

Miss A: (with asmahan's tone and cruella devil's laughter) Hahahahahah!

Me: (stunned)

Miss B: What did you mean by religious issue?

Me: (oh great...) some religion might be against such relationship

Miss A: Hahahahahah!

Me: (giving her the what is the fucking problem with you plus oh no did i say something wrong look) as some thinks that we should not treat pets as humans

Miss B: and how unethical is that?

Me: (deviating from the point) is just like human cloning, if you clone a human, some think that you are treating a human as a product, which is wrong - same goes for pets, they should not be treated as children but just as pets.

Miss A: (high on drugs, confused on what i said) so you're saying children should be treated as products?

Me: (stunned again) No what I did not mean that, I just said pets should not be treated as humans.

Miss A: But they should be treated as?

Me: Pets

Miss A: So what did you mean by the 'treated like product' thing?

Me: (giving her the i thought i just told your fucking face plus the it's ok i can explain again look) Because Miss B asked me (stunned... oh no what did she ask me?... ah yes!) to explain why is it unethical to treat pets as a child substitute...

Miss A: Oh ok ok.... (giving me the fake smile and manjaly) Thank you!

And Miss A did almost the same for everyone... especially to the guys... flirtatious tutors... haih fasting also got this kind of nafsu...

But anyway! Shall i quote Jolene:

"Throws Project Work notes out of the window!"

No wait the government will fine me:

"Burns Project Work notes!"

No wait the government will still fine me:

"Throws Project Work notes into the recycling bin"

Now that's more like it :P