Of Deejays and Computer Labs

Are there any etiquettes while in a computer lab? Coz I feel like slapping some people whom are with me in the computer lab now.

That's right this is another bitchy emo post.

"I'm suppose to study *whines* what am I doing here"

WELL WE ALL KNOW THAT YOU ARE FLIRTING WITH THE GUY, SO GO TO THE SCIENCE LAB NEXT DOOR

AND MAKE OUT! bloody machas

The university looks better now that they have finished renovating some parts of the campus. Sunlight everywhere, I love sunlight (but not when they're one hour ahead of ya!) but some people in the room are just plain rude and well... to a certain extent... hilarious.

In came this girl all chirpy-7-11-I-will-talk-to-you-non-stop-when-you-just-say-hello-to-me and she started talking to her tudung girlfriend (please pronounce it in a nigga way... like watsup girlfriend kinda girlfriend), who was sitting across the computer lab.

OK THE ROOM IS KINDA EMPTY -

BUT YOU DON"T HAVE TO CONVERT IT INTO A MARKET YA ALLAH!

Then she started calling her RELATIVESSSSS. I think she is planning to go back during the holidays or they're coming to KL for the holidays or something like that - insignificant information no point eavesdropping, unless it involved jennifer garner as her cousin. She practically CALLED Everyone to tell her what was the plan, why she couldn't call them earlier, what she did today, and what she's gonna do tomorrow etc.

The Raffles JC guy and I just sat quietly doing our own thing. We're raised gentlemanly. Well I said 'fuck' a few times coz I got my online assessments wrongly answered.

Then this guy came in and started flirting with his 'girlfriend' (again, nigga girlfriend).

IS IT ME OR ARE THEY JUST SO ANNOYING?

Here comes the hilarious person. He comes into the lab, and calls his grandma. Aww that's so sweet of him.

MY ASS. He's grandma probably was partially deaf (no offense AH PO) so he had to repeat and raised his voice.

FUCK OFF THERE'S THE CORRIDOR TO

MANJA-MANJA WITH YOUR GRANDMA OK?

Then he was also like that girl. Telling his grandma what he did, what is he gonna do, when he's coming back. I mean it's sweet of him to think of his grandma and call him whenever he's free, but please let me do my stuffs in the computer lab in peace!

Now there's this guy attempting to use Skyppe...

OI CIBAI, YOU WANT ME TO SLAP YOUR INDIAN ASS

UPSIDE DOWN IS IT?

Nah I didn't say that, I am the pussiest DJ in the world. I am going to leave now.

BERLATEST! JOHOR IS GONNA BE BERHAPPENING!
-taken from channelnewsasia.plsdunsueme.com

DISNEYLAND IN JOHOR - RUMOUR HAS IT! -

KUALA LUMPUR - Malaysia is in talks with the Japanese operator of Tokyo Disneyland to bring the first Disney theme park to Southeast Asia, a report said Sunday.

Malaysian government officials and representatives from the government-linked conglomerate UEM World are negotiating with Oriental Land to bring the theme park to the southern state of Johor, the Edge financial weekly said.

"The discussions are progressing well. The Disney theme park may occupy about 2,000 acres (800 hectares) of Nusajaya," said the unnamed source.

Bandar Nusajaya is UEM's 23,000-acre township on the southwestern tip of Johor, the state that lies nearest to Singapore.

A Disney theme park would be a major boost for the tourism industry in Malaysia, which competes with Singapore to attract visitors.

The Edge said the planned Disney theme park would be bigger than the two integrated resorts being planned in Singapore.

It said Disney is interested in Nusajaya as it would not compete with its other parks in Hong Kong and Tokyo and a new one planned in Shanghai.

Las Vegas Sands recently won a bid for Singapore's first integrated resort licence, giving it the right to develop a multi-billion dollar gaming, entertainment and convention complex, edging out Malaysia's sole casino operator, Genting International and other contenders. - AFP/ir

One Night Stands

Back in motherland Subang Jaya. The most wonderful place to stay in Malaysia, and most probably the world.

Went to Sakae Sushi (yes Subang Jaya has a SAKAE SUSHI!) for dinner with Jon, Rach, Dine and Gaya. Miss them alot, miss my girlfriend even more. So glad that she called me, then I called her, then we called each other so had to be cut because you can't dial 'call' to each other at the same time... oh whatever DJCK...

Jon and I accompanied the girls to Guardian pharmacy cause they needed to 'shop'. So Jon and I were stranded in the pharmacy, browsing at stuffs we wouldn't buy. Then we came to the row where they sold condoms, after pills and contraceptives.

And Jon started laughing

'What the hell is wrong with you?'

'Look! The sign reads Family Planning at where they place condoms'

I grinned. 'Then what, Lifestyle?'

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I am seriously disturbed by some youths' responses towards their sexual lifestyle (for the record, I have NO sexual lifestyle now :P). I recently had the opportunity to buy morning after pills for a friend of mine, of whom I wasn't pleased at after that.

So I said: If your boyfriend loves to fuck you, slip a condom on his dick cibai! And ask him to get the after pills himself for you for FUCKS SAKE!

What? You think I said that? Come on I'm the softhearted DJCK:

'Next time use protection ah! Damn paiseh I bought in One-U's pharmacy ok? Alot of people wan' *giggles*

I feel so FUCKED that day. But I didn't express it cause, I'm DJCK.

Many youths that I have encountered and had deeper conversations with never considered using protection while they have sex. What are the chances of getting pregnant you might say? High? No, actually it's damn LOW. But do you want to be that minute 0.1% who gets pregnant? And who wants to burden your parents? And who has to do part-time studies, with no priorities in getting your education right because you have a child to take care off? And that your husband is still smoking pot and going clubbing?

Let me be clear with you. Condom is 99% save - if it is not on, the answer is no.

'You mean you can get a girl pregnant with pre-cum?'

Where the fuck have you been young man?
Heck in chinese shows, if you just SLEEP next to a girl, she'll GET PREGNANT! (don't forget Cinderellas and Snow Whites)

Condoms are not just to prevent you from getting pregnant mind you. All the idiotic viruses and bacterias love to do influx ala genitals. Sure you say that you're making love with your partner and hence you trust that he/she doesn't have any disease that is transferable via love making (and some claim that if they do it can't be transferred because it's love in the making)

BULLSHIT

Your boyfriend/girlfriend who might be fucking around before he/she was with you might contracted some Ulu African Hispanic Disease while playing around in Mongolia.

No Sex is 100% safe. But we all know that these young assholes can't keep their cocks and pussies to themselves right? So please use protection. A Condom by itself is fine, but to make sure, you can use contraceptives too. I never recommend After Pills - it reflects your negligence and complecency towards the chances of not getting pregnant pisses me off. If I was the pharmacist dispensing the pill, I would give you a tight slap as part of the prescription procedure.

On a lighter note, Russell Peter's Live in NYC is damn hilarious! Go Download IT!

A little preview of the resort I'm staying in...


The resort itself is like a town! It's FREAKING HUGE! We're staying @ Pacific Sutera, the cheapest.

Ber-emo Post Part 2

To the person whom I believe is Daryl. This is officially my first emo post in my blog for the year ok? So Fuck off, cibai! :P

I went down to the pool hoping to get some 'bird's eye view :P' and to calm myself by lying by the poolside. When I went there it was pre-tsunami hailstorm wind blowing waves accelerating, with the tress doing a good-shit belly dirty dancing of course. I just sat there, under the cloudy windy weather, sulking once more. The wind was so strong that my hair became all afro ala japanese...

Hmm I wonder whether I would fit in the japanese gang in the hotel.. Ohayo gozaimasu!

Ok so I made many decisions and conclusions that were 'sound' to me while I was ber-emoing (btw I'm still ber-emoing). I guess my Dad saw me typing alot of stuffs online. And I'm never typing long emails to keep in touch with my long lost friend from Lick Hung who remembers me as the fat boy with a green tie.

I was sulking during the weekend. I gave him cold, reverse psycho answers (I'm getting good as this reverse psycho thingie -- looks at girlfriend ^^). My dad being my dad, who is blured like a sotong living under the well, replied like nothing is wrong (just like me too when I'm with you-know-who).

HE WROTE AN APPEAL LETTER FOR ME!
with a few appraisers in mind (sulit)

Chances are my appeal won't get accepted, but who knows...